I had my yearly urological physical yesterday and I always love the euphemisms the medical industry has come up with surrounding incontinence. My favorites are:
1) protection and briefs
The word diaper is like a cuss word. My doctor was reading off this long questionnaire to determine if my protection needs are being meet and to evaluate my philological well being in using protection. There was the standard how often does your protection leak to some more interesting questions when she got to the "users who use adult briefs" section that mirror discussions on the use of briefs mentioned on these boards.
2) social continence
At my physical a year ago the Continence Status choices were Continent, Partial Continence, Dependent Continence, Social Continence, and Incontinent. I was not Incontinent! I was Socially Continent. Only people who can't or have not found a way to hide their leakage from society were Incontinent. People who managed fine using absorbent products were socially continent.
At this office my status was Incontinent and my treatment was listed as social continence, so at least they were not trying to coax me that I was not incontinent
3) unwanted leakage
I noticed there has been a move away from accidents to unwanted leakage. I am not sure why they put the word unwanted in there.
Share if you have any that you like, are funny, or annoy you.