The Never-Ending Always-Changing Off-Topic Thread

[msshendo]

I will try, even if it means cut and paste.

[ThatFLguy]

Yep

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[Patrick]

There is a little-known incident involving King Arthur. Seems he did something truly awful, though the troubadors were careful not to include too much detail. However, the Pope did get wind of his misdemeanor, so he ordered him to lead a crusade to the Holy Land.

Which went without a hitch, because Englishmen know how to sail a boat. However, when the king and his crew landed on the coast of Israel, they discovered that ships don't work in the desert, so he found Abdul, a local Arab, and asked him to locate some beasts of burden to take him and his army to their objective. However, the king did not have much money left. When he explained his financial situation to Abdul, the man brightened and said his cousin ran a used camel lot.

[msshendo]

We really need a "groan" button!

[diapersagain]

Well, I spent the day at the range and shot way to much expensive ammo. However, I needed to get my mind off things and killing cardboard targets helps work out some aggresion. I just finished cleaning both my Glocks and my AR-15. I used to be a fulltime peace officer and I'm now a reserve deputy. This was the first time I've been around other cops since I've started wearing diapers for my bowel issues. It felt good. I hope to start working the streets soon. I took a medical leave of absence when this started so I hope I'll be comfortable going on patrol soon. I hope I don't get shot or injured though. It might be a little awkward at the ER. Of course getting shot is no fun, or so I've been told.

[Papa]

Diapers, How odd that being injured or bleeding out or loss of life comes after the fear of people finding out you wear diapers. And just as odd - i understand it. Papa

[ILuvLA]

Diapers ... I totally get it! I too am a reserve officer and likewise don't want to end up in an ER for much the same "awkward" reason!

[optimist]

Here's an old sketch my brother reminded me of...

The world population is exploding. Every ten seconds a women is giving birth to a child...

We must find her an stop her..