incontinence Jokes found on the web

[greenbank]

You know that those of us with incontinence give a new meaning to the term "Void where prohibited".

[Wetters]

"Void where prohibited" is a tough act to follow!

I forgot about this one. I saw it on a tee shirt in a shop window in Cannon Beach, OR a few years back:

"Should a 60-year old man wear boxers, or briefs?

Depends...."

Sorry, but those who know me well know that I can't resist a pun!

Wetters

[docjohn]

Good one! Love Cannon Beach, BTY. Been there a number of times.

[docjohn]

OOps, I mean "BTW"

[Wetters]

Not a problem, docjohn - at least it wasn't BTK! Anyone remember him?

I like Cannon Beach, too, but it's hard to get the hubbs on board. I'll have to get to Allyn before the summer's over and check it out!

Wetters

[optimist]

I can't find the picture right now, but in The far side, it is a Gary larson classic.. The goldfish bowl.
Mom, Theron has dried the bed ..again...

[Wetters]

OMG - I was just thinking about Gary Larson! He was a local treasure here in the Seattle area before he gave up cartooning. I have a couple of his collections, and I'm going to search for the Theron cartoon right now....

Wetters

[msshendo]

The Far Side by Gary Larson will always be classics in my mind now. He just had a different way of looking at life. One of my favorites involves the cow on trial. I tried to post that one here but couldn't. Maybe I'll just make it my image for this website for a while.

[optimist]

Talked with a frienf about Monty Python, and remembered this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YNl3Zhiz90
Hope the link works..

[wheels5894]

Thanks for that! I haven't seen that one in a long time.