www.incontinentsupport.org

I'm in the hospital now ... and I'm bored as hell.

I require stimulation minions!!!

Nurse! Get the rectal thermometer and take this patients temperature!

Careful for what you ask for. I hope you are ok..

Scott

Entertain, not torture.

Hopefully, you leave quickly. Meantime I wouldn't recommend all of these to do:

http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/random/articles/48979/title/20-stupid-things-hospital

Dude, what happened??? Hope you're okay.

As for entertainment, all I can say is ScottK is a tough act to follow....

Wetters

I have pulmonary embolisms. Lots and lots.

Get better fast!

Meanwhile, a good enema might help clear things up.

--John

A lung enema sounds like being water boarded.

Hope you get feeling better soon.

Schoppy

Hmmm...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were fishing together, but were catching nothing. The minister pointed to a small island just offshore, motioned that he had decided to go there. He gathered up his gear and walked across the water to the island. Soon he was catching as many large fish as he could. Showing them off, he motioned to his buddies that they should join him. So the priest gathered up his gear, walked across the water, and soon was catching as many fish as he could handle. The rabbi decided that, if they could do it, so could he. He gathered up his fishing gear, stepped out onto the water, and sank up to his neck. The priest noted the rabbi's distress, and leaned over to the minister, "Think, maybe we shudda told him where the rocks are?"