Most of you know that I use old-fashioned hanging rubber bag enemas to manage my neurogenic bowel and fecal incontinence (with doctor’s approval).
I was getting “hosed” and in the middle of retaining a very soapy enema solution. I was suffering very hard cramps when suddenly the fire alarm went off.

IMHO, that is possibly the worse thing that could happen. How the heck do you rush when caught in that situation? I was in a panic. Fortunately they turned the alarm off and it turned out to be a false alarm. Deo Gratias.
Everything came out ok

(pun intended).
If I had heard about this happening to someone else I might have laughed.
—John
(double incontinent)