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Author: | MSUSpartan [ Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Entertain me |
I'm in the hospital now ... and I'm bored as hell. I require stimulation minions!!! |
Author: | ScottK [ Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:47 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Entertain me |
Nurse! Get the rectal thermometer and take this patients temperature! Careful for what you ask for. I hope you are ok.. Scott |
Author: | MSUSpartan [ Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:31 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Entertain me |
Entertain, not torture. |
Author: | batman381327 [ Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Entertain me |
Hopefully, you leave quickly. Meantime I wouldn't recommend all of these to do: http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/random/articles/48979/title/20-stupid-things-hospital |
Author: | Wetters [ Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:18 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Entertain me |
Dude, what happened??? Hope you're okay. As for entertainment, all I can say is ScottK is a tough act to follow.... Wetters |
Author: | MSUSpartan [ Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:37 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Entertain me |
I have pulmonary embolisms. Lots and lots. |
Author: | JDinVirginia [ Fri Nov 20, 2015 7:44 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Entertain me |
Get better fast! Meanwhile, a good enema might help clear things up. ![]() --John |
Author: | MSUSpartan [ Fri Nov 20, 2015 10:21 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Entertain me |
A lung enema sounds like being water boarded. |
Author: | schoppy [ Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:16 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Entertain me |
Hope you get feeling better soon. Schoppy |
Author: | Patrick [ Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Entertain me |
Hmmm... A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were fishing together, but were catching nothing. The minister pointed to a small island just offshore, motioned that he had decided to go there. He gathered up his gear and walked across the water to the island. Soon he was catching as many large fish as he could. Showing them off, he motioned to his buddies that they should join him. So the priest gathered up his gear, walked across the water, and soon was catching as many fish as he could handle. The rabbi decided that, if they could do it, so could he. He gathered up his fishing gear, stepped out onto the water, and sank up to his neck. The priest noted the rabbi's distress, and leaned over to the minister, "Think, maybe we shudda told him where the rocks are?" |
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